Is it Time to Get a New Partner?

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Offended?


		Is this happening to you? Feel like you are losing control in your partnership? Would you like things to move in a new direction? Maybe it's time to face the fact that you need to get a new partner.



	Getting a new partner is like getting a new pair of underwear, at first it's constrictive but after time it becomes a part of you. This is a checklist of things which might tip you off that it's time to trade in for a new model. -- You pump heavy iron at the gym four times a week, but that pressure lift of yours just aint getting any better. -- Her idea of a double double combo is the "Two can dine for $6.99" at McDonalds -- After three years it is still your fault every time she does an impression of Bambi on her triple toe -- Her daily conversation starts with "You're a F#*@ing Lazy Jerk!" and only gets better from there.

-- You would rather become a prancer than face the reality of your partner ever again.

-- Competitive nude ice fishing is looking like a reasonable alternative to pairs skating.

-- She's just plain ugly and you want a hot partner that you can try to nail.

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